Lift Etiquette!

What type of lift traveller are you?

• do you rush for a lift, and press the door close button because you are a selfish bastard?
• do you rush for a lift, and only travel up ONE DAMN FLOOR?????
• do you patiently wait for a lift, only to be pushed out of the way by some MORON who thinks that they have to get in the lift before you (and then also insist on being the first out of the lift?)

From now on, the rules are:

• If you shut the door in my face, I will KILL you
• If you only travel up ONE DAMN FLOOR, I will KILL you
• If you push me out of the way, I will force the doors open and throw you down the lift well.

OK, Clear?????