Traffic NIGHTMARE!!!

So, today is Calvyn's birthday - the big 14!!!

Every year, I take the day off, and Calvyn and I go shopping for his birthday.  It is usually - drive to shopping centre, go to game shop, buy game, have coffee (me) and milkshake (Calvyn), head back home.

This year, Shelby came too because I do the same thing with her for her birthday, but didn't get the time before Christmas.  So off we all went shopping.  I really love it.  Gives me time to chat to them, find out their plans, and their lives.  I hope they enjoy it too.

Anyway, drop theM at home around Noon, and head home.  I live about 50 minutes from them, and hit the freeway, listening to music, generally feeling GOOD about life.

THEN .................drive drive drive,........... screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech, STOP!
45 mins later - still STOPPPED.

Radio says AVOID FREEWAY -too f'n late, as they have closed the freeway behind me,
and I have no where to go!
THEN - closed freeway in front of me, and force 5 million cars off the freeway onto a single lane offramp!!!

WHY?????  - F'g truck driver drove into concrete barrier and his diesel tank exploded

Moron cops close WHOLE freeway!!!!!!

So I drive through Richmond, taking back roads, and figuring out how the hell I can get home.  When all of a sudden some moron from
Yarra Trams (who thought I was hooning through HIS f'g tram junction) jumps out and starts threatening me ..... I was all apologetic, I had idiots behind me hooting, and yelling, and I was trying to apologise to little old idiot of a man ......... and then, he swore at me!!!!! I was all apologetic, and still he swore.  He was physically threatening (stuck his head in my driver side window, yelling abuse at me!!!)This was the ONE day I wished I was NOT a Ninja, cos I would have bashed him, DICKHEAD!!!

ANYWHO - eventually got onto the other freeway, and went around the city, which took me over an hour, and got home 4 HOURS LATER!!!!!

Yes, you can all be amazed that I did NOT beat the living crap out of him ............. I still am!!!  I did, however, complain to Yarra Trams, and I hope they FIRE his OLD ASS!!!!!