Resolutions anyone???

It is 2009, and I am being asked if I have any New Years Resolutions ........ YES, I do.
BUT I am not sharing them all with everyone as if I FAIL, then YOU can't hold it against me

YOU - "I thought you said you were going to go skiing in winter" "I thought you were going to learn to paint"
ME - Yes, I know that is what I said, but I didn't do it, so stop pointing that out to me ... OK??? *smack*

Ahhhhhhhh New Year, and I must admit I seem much calmer than usual :-)